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Oh yeah, I am an expert in my arena as well (been a Secutor for almost 15yrs) and I have to constantly deal with these idiots.
"Oh, I'm a Murmillo, look at me!" Bitch you can't even see out that damn helmet.
"Hurr Durr, I'm a super cool Dimachaerus." Most people can't properly fight with a sword and you're gonna use two?
So I completely get you.
Gladiatorial vindt is easy, you just use Russell Crowe