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Heartwarming: Republican Donors Raised $300 Million to Help This Man Satisfy His Humiliation Kink (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago

...so I did the Christian thing and opened up my checkbook to help him reach a national stage and deliver that man a violent orgasm so fierce it’d leave him quaking in those slutty little heels of his.

Lmao the "slutty little heels of his" had me fucking dying.