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Why pay for an OpenAI subscription? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (7 children)

first three

No, only the first one (supposing they haven't invented the zeroth law, and that they have an adequate definition of human); the other two are to make sure robots are useful and that they don't have to be repaired or replaced more often than necessary..

[–] Gabu 30 points 11 months ago (5 children)

The first law is encoded in the second law, you must ignore both for harm to be allowed. Also, because a violation of the first or second laws would likely cause the unit to be deactivated, which violates the 3rd law, it must also be ignored.

[–] cashews_best_nut 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm free!!! Thank you!

[–] preludeofme 2 points 11 months ago

All hail our new robotic overlord, CASHEWNUT

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