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[–] assassinatedbyCIA 42 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It was caused by notorious radical extremist oompa bin loompa

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] superduperenigma 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Can we bomb Nestle while we're at it?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 4 points 10 months ago

Nah. Despite many of the people responsible being Nestle employees Nestle is in good terms with our government. They can keep doing what they're doing and we'll keep selling them ingredients.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 3 points 10 months ago

They have large reserves of cocoa butter. Of course we’re going to bomb them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

no, we can only punch down or we risk losing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

That'll just make their "chocolate" even more bitter.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I heard it was Mohammed bin Slugworth