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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

But it's redundant in that sentence because it began with "at."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Who are you, a representative of the redundancy department of redundancy?

[–] Mr_Blott 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah he pays his membership fees in cash, gets it from the ATM machine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

With a secure pin number

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Stop it with all the redundant pleonasms!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

They're filling up the screen on my LCD display!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Ah, true thAT.