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Oklahoma bill would require 'furries' be picked up from school by parents, animal control (www.oklahoman.com)

submitted 10 months ago by Jordan117 to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I wonder how the dude who wrote the bill would fare against real animals, considering he's so afraid of people dressed like them.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

My guess is not too well. He’d crumble into a tiny ball and wait for it to be over. Man just when you think someone in the US can’t make things look any worse than they already are…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

feed him to the lions

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

🦁

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The Romans had the right idea.