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NextDoor User Comes Right Out And Asks If It Okay To Set Homeless Man On Fire (www.theonion.com)
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[–] VonCesaw 11 points 10 months ago

NextDoor user here, the elites dont want you to know this, but the homeless people outside are free you can take them to your shed. I have 458 homeless people.