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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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A home automation device triggered by sneezes that says "bless you and "gesundheit" (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Kind of like a Google Home or Amazon Echo but instead of being triggered by something like "Hey Google" or "Alexa" it's triggered by sneezes. It's whole purpose would be to say things like "bless you" or whatever the regional response is to a sneeze

Of course it would have to be connected to the internet so that we can sell sneeze analytics to Amazon for targeted advertising.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Depending on your sneezing statistics, it should autobuy you tissues. We can sell this product to Kleenex.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

And connect to pollen count services so it can send hayfever medication if appropriate!