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Scientists Create First Hummus Platter That Comes With Enough Pita Bread (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The supermarket I shop at has shit pitta, but pretty decent hummus, so I've started buying garlic-coriander naans to have with it instead - I highly recommend it! They're also usually much bigger, so problem solved lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Garlic-coriander naan sounds so much more appetizing than shit pita.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

lol, but also oh god, now I have the image in my head... 😩