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Anon makes a dating app profile (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The only water in the forest is the river

[–] TheDoozer 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but there's a lot more land than river, so if you're standing in a forest and casting randomly, there's a tiny chance you get a river. If you are fishing at a dock, though, the likelihood of casting into water (and catching fish) is... well, significantly higher.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was referring to this but yeah, it's a bit obscure and off context here.

[–] TheDoozer 1 points 10 months ago

OH! Man, can't believe I missed a Doctor Who reference.