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In order to get a true representation of each country's athletic skill, the Olympics should randomly select citizens to compete like it's jury duty:

Who's next on the balance beam for the US? Is it Simone Biles? Nope it's 39yo electrician, Dale. Wow he does not look confident

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Javelin is actually a bad example for this, because javelins were redesigned about 40 years ago to not fly as far.

[–] Anticorp 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How is that fair for anyone trying to beat a previous world record? Or have they already all been beaten with the new javelins?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

They essentially just restarted records, mostly in the name of safety, as most stadiums don't have the room for people throwing 120+ meters.

[–] atomicorange 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ultimate Olympics would be a bring-your-own souped-up javelin kind of event.

[–] TheBat 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Like Taskmaster?

Task 1: build the most aesthetically pleasing javelin.

Task 2: throw your javelin the furthest from beyond the rope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQOiMRQoRRM

[–] TexasDrunk 2 points 10 months ago

Not a problem for Ivanovich. He flexes his steroids at atmospheric friction and the Earth's gravitational pull and lets it fly. All he's gotta do then is beat out the gravitational pull from his delts.

[–] datelmd5sum 1 points 10 months ago

And would the untested javelin thrower really be massively better than a tested one? In powerlifting the difference between tested and untested athletes is around 10%. How much further do you throw the javelin if you squat 300kg instead of 270kg?