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[–] Anticorp 23 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Does the half wolf in Europe go to another pack, or is it eaten?

[–] SkyeHarith 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It’s half a wolf in Europe and half a wolf in the Atlantic Ocean. Duh

[–] Anticorp 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh, I missed the obvious answer. It swims to North America to find a place where they allow larger packs.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

There are two half-wolves inside of you, both left halves. It smells terrible

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

There are actually 6 0.8(3) wolves

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

There are 6 wolves, but the alpha counts as 0.5