this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 86 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I like how he went to a poker night and figured out he's good at blackjack. Sounds like his friends wanted to gift him some money even though the idiot couldn't even figure out what game they are playing.

[–] 15liam20 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is known as "The Chandler" method.

[–] Globulart 8 points 8 months ago

I do love a game of cups!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I see people latch onto that detail. I find it plausible that some guys having a "poker night" might play other card games in addition to poker. Play a few hands of 5 card draw, some 7 card stud, maybe a round of blackjack or two.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Do people even call Euros, "bucks" or did he switch currency as well?