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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon enjoys seasonal content (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

okay grandpa, now let's get you to bed.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Meow let’s get you to bed. Now fetch the ears, boy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nice roleplay, but I bet that not even your headset has cat ears.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You’re right actually, but because I don’t own a headset. I’m hearing impaired. lol

If I were to pick a headset, it’d probably lack cat ears. Visual accessories that no one will see aren’t my jam and I’m definitely not taking them outside so I can get hate crimed by a chud. I apologize, it takes a certain mood for me to get into character and molesty grandpa is hard.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

oh, sorry. Here I was thinking of doing the funny.

Well, take care!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

For what it’s worth, your joke was perfect and I didn't feel aggrieved in the least!