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You dare doubt my enjoyment of catboys? Do you even understand who you’re talking to?? If you EVER suggest that I am even NEUTRAL to programmer socks and midriffs, I will come down on you like the semiflaccid, freshly shaven hammer of Thor. You mark my FUCKING WORDS.
okay grandpa, now let's get you to bed.
Meow let’s get you to bed. Now fetch the ears, boy.
Nice roleplay, but I bet that not even your headset has cat ears.
You’re right actually, but because I don’t own a headset. I’m hearing impaired. lol
If I were to pick a headset, it’d probably lack cat ears. Visual accessories that no one will see aren’t my jam and I’m definitely not taking them outside so I can get hate crimed by a chud. I apologize, it takes a certain mood for me to get into character and molesty grandpa is hard.
oh, sorry. Here I was thinking of doing the funny.
Well, take care!
For what it’s worth, your joke was perfect and I didn't feel aggrieved in the least!