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Genius at work (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So... Can we collectively infer from that sentence you were birthed or dropped?

Giraffes do the last and it works but unless you present your Giraffe Card, I'm going to default count you as human and being dropped head first into the floor is not good for human newborns.

But if you are indeed a giraffe: how do you type?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tongue

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bonus for dexterity but the average keys would be too small to actuate properly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

thatas whjswet thtey wahtyn youu tiopi t hnki

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

My brain hurts after that!