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[–] [email protected] 76 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You know the Hedge Fund Fuckies are just fucking salivating at the thought of Valve being available to buy.

[–] aluminium 23 points 10 months ago (3 children)

To implement NFT Microtransaction RNG lootboxes into their games while letting them rott?

[–] BigPotato 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

CS2 already exists. You just need to add the Pay 2 Win to the crates.

[–] pivot_root 10 points 10 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh shid and cume. Isn't that sorta what the free loot cards are? The ones you get randomly for doing stuff in games. Iirc you can sell them on their marketplace for money. It isn't unreasonable for a new dick head CEO to just overhaul that system into a more active gacha system for all their games.

[–] aluminium 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I was making a joke about CS2, TF2 and Dota 2

Especially TF2 however since they show 0 care to that game but still milk it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Oh, not just their games

[–] Custoslibera 16 points 10 months ago

They’ll ruin it just like they ruin everything in pursuit of profit.