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Indian man urinating on train track dies after being hit by ‘flying cow’ | The Straits Times (www.straitstimes.com)
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[–] doublejay1999 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Think we milked this for all its worth

[–] EvilEyedPanda 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Naw I still got some beef with this story

[–] CosmicCleric 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't have a cow.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Maybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns and back on track.

Edit: Extra pun