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‘New York Times’ Invents Entirely New Numerical System To Avoid Reporting Gazan Death Toll (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I condemn the Israeli government for slaughtering civilians and committing endless war crimes

[–] TunaCowboy 26 points 9 months ago

whoooosh (that's the sound of a hellfire missile being launched in your direction for antisemitic remarks).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

idf want to know your location

[–] chrishazfun 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, D.C.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Why you got to dox me like that man? Cornpop! You’re a bad dude!