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Scientists Train Full-Grown Man To Ask For Help When Needed (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Or, just squeeze them hard enough to squirt the juice into life's eyes and say, "next time I want cold hard CASH DAMMIT!" Or just take some prozac with a slice of lemon.

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