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It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma ๐ซ
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
Steve Blow Jobs lmao gottem
Hey babe, instead of a present can I get a Steve Jobs job this Christmas? It's where you put on a turtle neck and hold my dick weirdly whilst you talk about it to the whole world.
If you're uncut, the dick can wear the turtle neck
Ligma balls ๐ฅ