this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Aggravationstation 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey babe, instead of a present can I get a Steve Jobs job this Christmas? It's where you put on a turtle neck and hold my dick weirdly whilst you talk about it to the whole world.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

If you're uncut, the dick can wear the turtle neck