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It's almost impossible to deny being an alcoholic without sounding like an alcoholic
(self.showerthoughts)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
I drink a lot less now that I have easy access to THC.
This goes for a lot of other bad things, too. "Just to get it out of the way, I am not a child molester".
To be clear, you're not a child molestor since you got access to THC right?
I am not certain whether I can safely upvote or the last part is too weird.
Back on Reddit for /r/bestoflegaladvice, you always knew the post was going somewhere when it started with that exact phrase.