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Oompa loompa doompety doo
We have a perfect deal for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you buy a company
That is struggling to make any money?
You strip it down and sell all of its parts
And pocket all of the profits
with no remorse
You don't care about the workers' fate
You only care about the growth rate
You know that greed is good and right
You sleep so soundly every night
Oompa loompa doompety da
If you are greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
Doompety do
This guy Oompas
Wrong set! You're supposed to be on the set of Pretty Woman!