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Alabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirt (www.theonion.com)

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[–] thechadwick 37 points 11 months ago

Finally! Life begins at inflation, and the cops need to be punishing anyone who doesn't respect the sanctity of bblife.