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These early adopters found out what happened when a cutting-edge marvel became an obsolete gadget... inside their bodies.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Can't wait to have to get a mandatory firmware update before my eyes or legs or something like that works again. I just hope Microsoft doesn't get in on the cybernetics business or it'll randomly happen while driving on the highway or forcefully fill your vision with blinding light for half an hour when you are trying to sleep.

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[–] RGB3x3 5 points 1 year ago

Somehow, Microsoft has returned.

[–] OldQWERTYbastard 2 points 1 year ago

Still might want to practice on a hot dog or something afterwards though.

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[–] bruhduh 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I have some pretty bad news for you, Elon musk is doing cybernetics business with it's neuralink

[–] ChewTiger 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd take Microsoft shot over anything Musk.

[–] bruhduh 1 points 1 year ago