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[–] Gigan 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I murdered 50 people. But then I found Jesus, so I'm going to heaven. This is fair.

[–] CrayonRosary 41 points 1 year ago

I'm a member of an uncontacted tribe, and was going to go to heaven for being completely ignorant of Jesus, but now that you told me about him, I'm going to hell if I don't convert.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I literally murdered by son and offered my daughters to be raped by the entire town. I’m going to heaven!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Biblically accurate incel or something, idk I skipped the book to the end

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah you missed out on god sending bears to maul children to death for mocking a man’s hair.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I just wanted to screenshot the part where a guy claimed a woman as a prize for collecting foreskins