this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's such a satisfying victory (that cannot be celebrated or even brought up again)

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only correct way to bring it up, is to hand make your wife a beautiful shoe storage rack.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

This guy husbands

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

It's just for you and a nice gaze at the horizon. Perhaps with a morning coffee

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

That's when you give her a knowing gaze and say mmhm... and then walk away and avoid her until she stops wanting to murder you.