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White Man Can’t Help But Feel Like Spanish Music Playing In Department Store Is Talking About Him (www.theonion.com)

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[–] half_built_pyramids 24 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Hablame como pequito nino

[–] LemmyFeed 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What'd you say about me?!

[–] half_built_pyramids 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

El pato

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Su madre...
...vaca!

[–] half_built_pyramids 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

La bibliotecha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Donde esta el banyo?

[–] Darkncoldbard 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Que es la lengua del Ohio?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Estoy LemmyFeed, muchacho.

[–] BackOnMyBS 2 points 1 year ago

Woah, you just made me realize that there are two different "I am" in Spanish. The one you used is for saying you are at a place, doing something, or a status (eg tired, happy, etc). If you want to say that you are a thing, then you would use "soy".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*biblioteca

[–] half_built_pyramids 1 points 1 year ago

Estoy es cuando

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