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Fill in the gaps (startrek.website)
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[–] Lemmygizer 121 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or even more innocently, at the bachelorette party someone pointed out the event was set up wrong on Facebook, and she had to delete it to start over.

[–] logicbomb 89 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Or maybe the bachelorette party made her realize that simple pleasures were meaningless compared to her deep love for her partner, and she couldn't stand being single a moment longer, and so they ran off and eloped that very night.

[–] DaMonsterKnees 25 points 11 months ago

Damn, thank you. Needed some unforseen positive.

[–] RobertOwnageJunior 17 points 11 months ago

Or she had riveting sexual intercourse with 4 people in bunny costumes and realized she's a furry!