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Idiotic spammers trying to extort me, claiming they hacked my webcam and got video of me jerking off, so I have to pay them on bitcoin. (lemmy.ml)
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Plot twitst: I dont have any webcams. Lol.

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hello, my perverted friend.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've come to wank with you again.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On a webcam soft-ly stroking

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To a vid of extreme poking

[–] Aggravationstation 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And the vision that was planted in my brain

Still remains

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The art

Of coitus

[–] grue 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Congrats, y'all are the first ever post in Lemmy Sings!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had a terrible flashback of Reddit where everyone would make the same reply over and over and over

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had a terrible flashback of Reddit where everyone would make the same reply over and over and over

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You pos

Edit: I don’t mean it, I love you