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Tesla Cybertruck's stiff structure, sharp design raise safety concerns - experts (www.reuters.com)
submitted 11 months ago by L4s to c/technology
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Tesla Cybertruck's stiff structure, sharp design raise safety concerns - experts::The angular design of Tesla's Cybertruck has safety experts concerned that the electric pickup truck's stiff stainless-steel exoskeleton could hurt pedestrians and cyclists.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

"Hey, I know you're disappointed by the lack of Autopilot™, but look on the bright side, every Cybertruck comes standard with our patented Child Buster™ technology to cast those little shits into the depths hell where they belong!"

[–] irotsoma 16 points 11 months ago

And perfect for running over protesters. And with the weight of this thing, there's little likelihood of those pansies surviving. They don't deserve life if they're going to use it making your drive last 5 minutes longer.

/s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

we've combined the Orphan Crushing Machine and the Torment Nexus

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

To be fair, Tesla Autopilot probably already did that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

This sounds like something BeastChild would say in a video.