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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] foyrkopp 145 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If only there'd been a another, good MRI machine with a gun present.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

I read this story as the MRI machine being the good guy and successfully defending itself

[–] Nobody 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Firearms should be standard issue for all MRI machines to stop this from happening in the future.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The problem wasn't that she had a gun, the problem was her non-specific mental illness.