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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

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[–] I_Fart_Glitter 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She got off way easier than the metal butt plug guy. This one was just a flesh wound.

[–] Sanyanov 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Do not read the link on butt plug.

I now have severe pain in my entire stomach just from reading that.

Though oxygen tank story is even more terrifying

[–] Somethingcheezie 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Links!! You’ve got to provide links when saying don’t read this

[–] Sanyanov 7 points 1 year ago

A true full is something you earned yourself

It's right there, in the article, happy questing!