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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Every single European stereotype is true.

[–] Globulart 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Sounds like something a fat stupid American would say.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I see what you did there, but fyi I'm from middle Europe

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

There's no such thing as Middle Europe. Oder river separates Western Europe from Eastern Europe. That's it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I think we found the Wise Old Fat Man of the River

[–] Broccoli 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Central Europe: a term invented by the less eastern eastern europe so they stop getting called eastern europe

[–] mory 2 points 1 year ago

As a less eastern eastern european, can confirm

[–] Hiro8811 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Globulart 6 points 1 year ago

Just a joke mate :) x

[–] samus12345 16 points 1 year ago

fat stupid American

AKA an American.

[–] problematicPanther 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

how many layers deep is this? the stereotypical european would say something like that. Or is that the joke and I'm just too simple to understand?

[–] Globulart 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Haha it's absolutely the joke mate.

I, a European, objected to being stereotyped in any way so I proved the point by being oblivious to myself doing the exact same thing.

I don't think all Americans are fat and stupid. Some are actually pretty thin as it goes...

[–] killeronthecorner 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Absolutely! I actually met the thin one at a conference once

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Hey, I also met the thin American once. Small world....

[–] problematicPanther 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

as a fat stupid american, thank you for explaining the joke, mate

[–] Globulart 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No worries you adorably chubby simpleton you :) x

Now if you excuse me, I have to get back to not visiting the dentist and having a more advanced sense of humour than you.

[–] Hiro8811 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Globulart 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just barely these days unfortunately...

[–] Hiro8811 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least it doesn't cost 1000 for a ride in the WooWoo van

[–] Globulart 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True enough. I'm definitely not saying its worse than the US, it's just so badly understaffed at the moment that any "non emergency" surgery will likely be a year or more waiting.

[–] Hiro8811 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Globulart 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Hiro8811 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Globulart 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't get me wrong, I'm thankful it exists at all, but there's a reason doctors have just announced the longest strike in NHS history unfortunately. My wife is a doctor and frequently treats dying patients in the corridor, it's just a mess and a lot of people seem to think it's being deliberately underfunded to eventually make privatisation the only option.

[–] Hiro8811 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's one downside of public infrastructure. The government can only allocate a certain budget. There's a similar situation where I live but it's about a school.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's almost as if stereotypes are based on some truths... 😅

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh boy, you do not want to say that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

he did tho, and I agree

[–] kuneho 3 points 1 year ago

especially as you go more and more to the east

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No, most Lithuanians are not gangsters or hookers, we just exported those abroad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This gets bad quickly