this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I worked there in college. I had to straighten these all the time because people tried to reach up and take one... Instead of the nicely folded ones that were within arm's reach.

[–] SpaceNoodle 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We were hoping they hadn't been pawed over by the unwashed masses

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wipe my ass with nice store towels.

[–] SpaceNoodle 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technically that counts as washing

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 6 points 1 year ago

Oh, I guess I wash my balls.

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