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Something about this doesn't add up.
His license expires on his birthday.
His name is legally "Mr. Krabs"
He supposedly lived through the great depression but was born in 1942.
Hair says : N/A but he has a mustache.
And most importantly he's smiling in his driver's license photo, which iirc they tell you not to do.
I'm fairly certain Mr. Krabs faked his license rather than pay for a real one.