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[–] FlyingSquid 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ever seen a wild turkey? They're basically velociraptors. The toms have big sharp spurs on their legs and they will attack you if they even think you're looking at a hen funny.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Who's to say all raptors for all time have not been similarly delicious? Based on how every bird I've eaten so far has been yummy, I'm guessing a breaded, bacon-wrapped V. osmolskae would be tits.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I could get into this kind of Paleo diet.

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm not disputing that. But if you want to kill them, do it from a distance.

For all I know, bear is delicious too, but I wouldn't want to face one off up close.

[–] AngryCommieKender 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Shit, I know that Deer and Antelope are delicious. I still wouldn't want to attack either one with anything less than a modern compound bow and arrow.

[–] A7thStone 4 points 1 year ago

Bear is delicious, and good point.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Chunky velociraptors