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Why does my dog sneeze in my face? (lemmy.ca)
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Every day when I get home from work, I get down on the floor to greet our bulldog, and she sneezes directly into my face. I want to be clear that this is not the typical playful half-sneezes that some dogs do, although she does do that with other people. This is an intense, wet, genuine sneeze.

I have tried ignoring her when I get home, thinking that maybe she just needs to calm down a bit, but she will follow me around the house and start whining if I don't acknowledge her. It makes me too sad. I have to give in.

I have a pretty dirty job so I usually hop right in the shower when I get home anyway. A bit of canine spittle really isn't that big of a deal, in the grand scheme of things. I'm really just curious about whats going on. Is she allergic to me?

Thanks

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[–] foggy 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mammal noses have erectile tissue.

That's about all I know, do with it what you will.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She's boner-ing at me?

[–] MudSkipperKisser 7 points 1 year ago

If the snoot fits…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well, no. The boner is a prerequisite to liquid shooting out. You get the liquid.