this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2023
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So does anon also just have a bunch of pizza boxes ready to go or does he turn up at people's homes with an unboxed and probably by now cold oven pizza?
Yea I often buy loose pizzas from people who knock at my door unsolicited. Mmmhmm, such a treat.
He orders a pizza and then just takes that and re-delivers it.
Even a hot & ready is like 5$+tax, no way he's ordering a 4$ delivered pizza.