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[โ€“] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"I'll just be extremely precise with my variable names. Then everyone will know exactly what everything does!"

Uses variable names like "INTEGER" and "STRING"

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I'll be that person who makes an catch block for something as simple as double n = 2+5.