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[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"because if it didn't feel good to poop you dumb monkeys would have died full of shit" is probably God's/nature's answer.

[–] electrogamerman 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Pooping (lots of less than symbols) Getting penetrated.

Just sayin

[–] Zehzin 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dunno I think it depends.

As a poet once wrote on a bathroom stall door I've seen: The three greatest pleasures in life are the beginning of a piss, the middle of a nut and the end of a shit.

[–] electrogamerman 3 points 1 year ago

Now imagine if you combine the middle of a nut and the end of a shit

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm sorry? Did something get mangled in autocorrect or is this weed stronger than i thought?

EDIT: smarty manguy >>>>>>>me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Don't worry I also took some time to get it. Not getting pegged I mean the >>>>>...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Exactly. This is like asking why drugs feel good. Anal is just hijacking our body senses for unplanned fun purposes.

[–] pixeltree 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Women don't have a prostate tho and don't die full of shit [CITATION NEEDED]

[–] clemdemort 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They have the skene gland which is basically a prostate. (Yes that's the G-spot in women)

[–] pixeltree 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, but does it make them feel good when they poop? Genuine question, I have no clue.

[–] clemdemort 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Not really, same way as us prostate owners we don't really feel it when we poop, pooping just feels nice.

[–] pixeltree 2 points 1 year ago

Fair. I do feel it on big ones though, but that might just be because I've sensitized it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Weren't we made in his image?

Does this mean god has a scat fetish?