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It's a long-con. When the kid isn't cute anymore and stops getting the extra nugget, it adds extra punch to the painful reality of the cold, uncaring universe.
This is why I punch every kid I see. To prepare them for the metaphorical punch they will get later in life. ๐ค๐ค๐ค
Doing the Lord's work
Such a good lad, always thinking and caring about children's futures. This still gives me a little bit of hope for humanity. Cheers mate.