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Help! The Taliban ate my face! (archive.ph)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/leopardsatemyface
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Herbert F. (84) has been in a Taliban dungeon in Kabul for six months: the right-wing extremist blogger from Vienna had traveled to the Islamist country in the Hindu Kush despite warnings. He had wanted to show that, contrary to the opinion of experts, Afghanistan was a safe country of origin and that refugees could be deported there without hesitation - and proved the exact opposite.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He wishes he'd gone to Rome

[–] cheese_greater 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Nah, Romans were gay

—Him, definitely

Edit: I just wish I had an old-timey slur to make it more realistic

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well they probably were gay. A lot of them were very much into that kind of thing and no one back then seemed to mind.

[–] cheese_greater 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is such an understated reply, very humorous :)

Edit: also, an orifice is an orifice