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‘Our goal is to keep Pokémon alive for hundreds of years’: Pokémon’s chief’s plans for Pikachu and pals (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 1 year ago by octavio_dingus to c/pokemon

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The year is 2300. Humans have been replaced by cybernetic hybrids of AI and genetically engineered optmized human DNA. It is currently a geoengineered Ice Age. We have begun to build a Dyson swarm around the sun. Game freak still does not include every Pokemon in their games.

[–] superduperenigma 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But hey, the graphics in Pokemon games have finally reached Wii U quality!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about the lag?

[–] Alivrah 6 points 1 year ago

You mean the ripples in the spacetime caused by Internetexplorus? This was explained 56 generations ago, know the lore!