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I'm hairy as fuck and cold all the time
How do I get more fur
Fur suit
Hirsute
Acquire pets.
Got a cat but he saps the heat from me. The animal has such cold paws sometimes, and knows how to warm them up with a human present. Just 5 mins tho, then he goes away for no reason
55 gallon drum of Rogaine
Hair transplant
Hair transplants work by redistributing hair from somewhere else on your body tho. So I would be even colder there
Maybe have it donated by someone who's too hot and want less fur?
It'll just get rejected and they'd have to amputate. Or shave.