Raccoons

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A place for raccoons migrating from reddit.

We are allies with the kingdoms of the opossummms, batss, and the birbs.

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It's a happening everywhere (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by ickplant to c/raccoons

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[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Feral hogs?!

This is why we need fully automatic weapons.

What if 30-50 of them attack?!

[–] Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug 18 points 1 year ago

Okay but unironically that's a legit looming threat for us in the south. They're getting smarter, soon they'll realize they can unionize

[–] RedAggroBest 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay but you can't possibly shoot all of them before they get to some of you and then the racoons have guns, is that what you want? Racoons with guns riding feral hogs?

[–] FrostyTrichs 6 points 1 year ago

Okay but you can't possibly shoot all of them before they get to some of you and then the racoons have guns, is that what you want? Racoons with guns riding feral hogs?

Well I didn't before you mentioned it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

we have the opossums to protect us

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What are the opossums going to do? Eat 50 pounds of ticks?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Have you seen an opossum after 22.68 kg of ticks? My bet's on the opossums.