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Good friends of mine would like a reprieve so they can have their anniversary dinner. I've been a camp counsellor and was pretty good at it but those kids were all 6 years old, this one is 13 months old. Adorable kid but I figure maybe some folks here might have good ideas/thoughts/suggestions/crass jokes?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Do not sit them on a couch, no matter how confident in their equilibrium you are. Did this once and kid rolled forward smacking head on coffee table. Kid probably fine today, but I will never be the same.

[โ€“] Lauchs 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh boy, good warning! I was thinking we might watch some hockey together so that'll have to be done quite carefully if at all.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is the reason for all the throw pillows. You take them off the couch and place them strategically in areas where the kid could roll/fall.

At 13 months this works; at 18 months the daredevil gene kicks in and the kid will dive from the couch to make sure the cushions work...

[โ€“] Lauchs 2 points 8 months ago

Ooooooh, I love this! (The 13 month non daredevil version. For 18 months, I'm thinking duct tape.)

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Heh "probably"...