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My horny ass was waiting til coworker and his wife asked to get fucked by op
A+ for the literary exercise. Authror played us like a fiddle. I still love these greentexts, even if they're fake. All good fun.
Yeah I definitely thought it was either going into full threesome fantasy or that OP would get a boner or do some other high IQ move on the wife.
Maybe they would have if op hadn't ran out! At least that's what I'm going to imagine...zip
Same homie same
Definitely looks like that’s where it could have gone.
You might wanna try dating apps, its often easier than most would like to meet swingers and couples looking for their third, their unicorn. But negotiating a threesome is more difficult than most of them are ready for.
Oh you sweet bean. I really want to comment on this and not be dismissive. But I am quite old and very sexualy experimental. I'm polyam with two partners and I've been a bull for couples before. But thank you for trying to direct people that maybe less knowledgeable then myself. Keep being kind!
Hehe. Keep living that awesome sex life!
I wanted to give you an upvote, but you are at 69 right now an I couldn't bring myself to do it.