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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Kissless handholdless virgin. Basically “never been kissed, never held hands, never had sex.” There’s a running internet joke that if you’re still a virgin by the age of 40, you get rewarded with wizard powers.

[–] zipkag 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Kissless handholdless (I've seen some say hopeless} virgin

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought the h stood for hugless.

[–] Mandarbmax 1 points 11 months ago

I've seen it used for either. KHHV means both.